One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know. If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

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The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back. The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition. Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day

Rita Mae Brown

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

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Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

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